Self-aware idiots.
Falling Down Sober
I'm Scott Goodwin, and these are the things that interest or amuse me.
YEAH, HI …
I WAS AT THE PARTY LAST NIGHT. I’M TED’S FRIEND.
JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU, BY THE WAY. SUPER FUN. I HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME. CAN’T BELIEVE THE WHOLE COUCH CAUGHT ON FIRE, YOU KNOW? I MEAN WOW. JUST CRAZY. AND THEN THE FRIDGE IN THE POOL? WERE YOU HERE FOR THAT? I DON’T USUALLY SAY THINGS ARE ‘EPIC’ BUT IT WAS EPIC. HONESTLY.
…
ANYHOW, DID YOU FIND A SET OF KEYS?
CAN’T SEEM TO FIND MY KEYS.
The party’s over (Taken with Instagram)
when someone suggests doing a flash mob for a campaign
Shout out to @raejada.
Party Rockin’ (Taken with Instagram)
Old School Arch (Taken with Instagram at McDonald’s)
And then we came to the end…
(via slashleen)
Train wreck TV at its finest. I’ve never seen the show before this and never want to again, but holy gogo juice, this is funny.
“Worst Mom of the Year Toddlers And Tiaras star Alana Holler for a dollar (by iwatchucam)”
Worthy.
When did I start to care? How do I go back to not caring? It was much cheaper and easier, like before you know what chicken mcnuggets are made of, or how crappy light beer tastes. (kidding—I always knew it tasted bad).
HAVE YOU GUYS EVER FELT THIS STUFF? IT’S LIKE … SOOOOOOOOOOO SOFT. A MILLION LITTLE TICKLES ALL OVER YOUR FACE PLACE AND BELLY BITS. IT’S LIKE THE GROUND HAS FUR. WE HAVE TO STOP WALKING ON THIS AND START RUBBING IT ALL THE TIME. START PETTING IT. MAKING IT HAPPY.
KATE, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I DON’T KNOW. I HAD THREE MARGARITAS AT LUNCH. I DON’T EVEN REALLY KNOW WHERE WE ARE RIGHT NOW. I LOVE YOU, THOUGH.
5 Futuristic Business Opportunities
Good insights here. Don’t know that they’re ‘futuristic’ opportunities, given the examples of folks playing in these spaces, but these are solid areas of opportunity.
Jonas Polsky: Comedy Audiences And Taping
by Jonas Polsky
This evening there was a dust-up about how a young Patton Oswalt handled an audience member videotaping his set. Patton asked if she was taping and the woman responded, “You’re going to want that whole chunk on tape, it was perfect!” I wasn’t there, but that quote underscores…
My New Year’s Eve. True story. (Taken with instagram)
